I just received an email for some reason with the subject “We’ll teach you everything we know.” I was interested so I opened it, and inside found information about the new Apple customer training they provide. 1 Full year of training on ANY subject you want, from picture editing, movie producing with Final Cut, to even how to use iTunes, for $99. Seem like a low price? Here is why the price is so low:

ONE TO ONE PERSONAL TRAINING IS INTENDED FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. To the maximum extent permitted by law, all One to One services, including any documentation, publications, or other information provided therein by or on behalf of Apple to Customer, are furnished on an “AS-IS” basis without warranty of any kind as to its accuracy or completeness.

Read that last long sentence, “information provided therein by or on behalf of Apple to Customer, are furnished on an “AS-IS” basis without warranty of any kind as to its accuracy or completeness.”

What kind of training are they providing where they need to have in their agreement that the information you receive at training may not be accurate or complete? Why pay for training on something that is not even guaranteed to be accurate? Why not train yourself? Go to Barnes and Nobel, and buy a Mac for Dummies book for $29.99, and then spend the extra $70 you saved on scarf’s and drinks at your local Cafe, because we all know those are what Mac users buy, and Cafe’s are where they hang out. removed because I now own a MacBook, but do not go to Cafe’s or wear scarf’s